Basic guidelines for 9/7 (BM/Eng) » Bersih 2.0

Panduan utk 9/7 (sebarkan!) -

1) Datang ke KL seawal mungkin – cuba elak dari memandu ke KL.

2) Sementara menunggu 2pm, anda boleh bersarapan atau makan angin di tempat awam berdekatan Stadium Merdeka (sokong peniaga tempatan).

3) Rakan2 Muslimin/Muslimat boleh tunaikan solat Zohor di mana-mana masjid sesuai.

4) Sebelum 2pm, sila menuju ke Stadium Merdeka.

5) Terpulang kepada anda jika ingin memakai kuning atau tidak. Rakyat memakai kuning mungkin akan menghadapi sekatan yang lebih kuat untuk masuk KL.

6) Tatacara lebih mendalam boleh diteliti di: http://bersih.org/?page_id=414​5

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Guidelines for 9/7 (pls spread!)

1) Come to KL as early as possible, try to avoid driving into the city.

2) While waiting for 2pm, feel free to hang out at public places near Stadium Merdeka (support local business!)

3) Muslims are welcome to perform their Zohor prayers at appropriate mosques.

4) Before 2pm, make your way to Stadium Merdeka.

5) It’s up to you to wear yellow or not. Those in yellow may face greater obstacles trying to get into the city.

5) Other rally guidelines: http://bersih.org/?page_id=414​5

 

Sleeping on the same bed with no sex can get pregnant? LOL

I could not help laughing after reading this on the star:

Wednesday July 6, 2011

Chinese married couple clueless about sex

Other News & Views by LEE YEN MUN, NG SI HOOI and A.RAMAN

A HIGHLY educated couple, in their 30s from Hubei, China, thought that the wife would get pregnant by sleeping on the same bed, Sin Chew Daily reported.

Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so, reported a China newspaper Chu Tian Jin Bao.

However, the couple decided to seek medical advice after the wife, who holds a masters degree, could not conceive.

They have been married for three years.

The doctor was shocked to learn about their “sex life”.

The husband, who has a doctoral degree, said they were too focused on their studies.
Read more at The Star News

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They were just to highly educated and didn't notice the small things like sex. LOL

Joke of The Month. Haha. Enjoy

Datuk: Tan Sri!

Tan Sri: Calm down, Datuk….apa hal bising sangat ni?

Datuk: I have some good news, Tan Sri.

Tan Sri: Ah, what is it this time? Ambiga has migrated and has applied for Australian citizenship? 

Datuk: No lah, Tan Sri. Better than that.

Tan Sri: What can be better than Ambiga leaving Malaysia?

Datuk: The BERSIH march is off…cancelled…batal.

Tan Sri: Hmm…that is certainly good news. How come?

Datuk: Ambiga had an audience with the Agong this afternoon and BERSIH has agreed to cancel the street march and hold a rally in the stadium instead.

Tan Sri: His Majesty agreed to meet Ambiga?

Datuk: Yes.

Tan Sri: So that means His Majesty recognises BERSIH?

Datuk: Looks like it.

Tan Sri: So that means we can’t ban BERSIH then.

Datuk: Why not, Tan Sri?

Tan Sri: Aiyah...if His Majesty had an official meeting with BERSIH this would mean His Majesty recognises BERSIH. 

Datuk: So?

Tan Sri: So it means we can’t ban BERSIH. If not then His Majesty would be guilty of collaborating with an illegal organisation and we would have to arrest His Majesty under the Internal Security Act.

Datuk: Oh…I never thought of that.

Tan Sri: Yes…and that’s why you are a mere Datuk while I am a Tan Sri.

Datuk: That also means we cannot allege that BERSIH is backed by the Communists and Jews. If not then His Majesty would be guilty of working with the Communists and Jews.

Tan Sri: Now you are getting it. So how can that be good news?

Datuk: Didn’t His Majesty think of this? Aiyah…why so stupid?

Tan Sri: Hey, that is seditious. You can’t call the Agong stupid.

Datuk: No, I didn’t mean it like that. I meant it was stupid of us to allow the Agong to meet Ambiga.

Tan Sri: But we dragged the Agong into this. So how can we prevent the Agong from meeting BERSIH?

Datuk: Ia lah. We made a big mistake in issuing that statement from the Agong.

Tan Sri: Hey! Cakap baik sikit!

Datuk: Sorry, I meant we made a big mistake in asking the Agong to issue that statement.

Tan Sri: That’s better. Don’t ever say we issued that statement on behalf of the Agong.

Datuk: Okay lah, but at least the street march is off…now it’s been reduced to just a rally in a stadium.

Tan Sri: How many people do you think will attend the rally?

Datuk: Not sure. Maybe 100,000…could even be 200,000. Now that it is no longer an illegal assembly and there is no danger of arrests many more people may turn out. Those who were initially afraid to turn out may now turn out since it is safe. Mana tahu? Could even be 300,000 people.

Tan Sri: How would 300,000 people park their cars at the stadium?

Datuk: Oh, cannot lah. There is not enough car park space for 300,000 people. They will have to park their cars elsewhere and walk to the stadium…or take public transport.

Tan Sri: So, to get to the stadium they will have to walk, right?

Datuk: That’s right.

Tan Sri: Which means they will be marching to the stadium instead of marching to the Agong’s palace, right?

Datuk: Yes, that’s right…oh…I see what you mean.

Tan Sri: Yes, that’s what I mean. So the march is still on then. Only now it is a legal march, not an illegal march. And they will march to the stadium instead of to the palace. And we can’t do anything about it because the Agong has agreed to this. We can no longer arrest the marchers.

Datuk: Aiyah! This is a disaster. We got tricked. What to do, Tan Sri?

Tan Sri: What can we do? His Majesty has just given BERSIH legitimacy and it has been agreed that a legal rally can be held in the stadium and because of the huge crowd that may turn out they cannot drive to the stadium but will have to march there dressed in yellow shirts. 

Datuk: Mampus! 

Tan Sri: Yes, mampus. This is even worse. At least if they proceeded with the original plan we can ban BERSIH and declare it a menace to society and a threat to nation security. Now we can’t touch them. We can’t even arrest anyone on 9th July. And because the rally is legal more people will come out. They are not scared any more. And Umno Youth and PERKASA can’t march on the streets in opposition to BERSIH. If they do we will have to arrest them.

Datuk: Alamak. We can’t touch the BERSIH marchers but will have to arrest the Umno Youth and PERKASA marchers. And Khairy already said if BERSIH cancels the street march he is prepared to work with them. So Umno Youth must now support the BERSIH rally at the stadium. 

Tan Sri: Exactly. Now you know why I am a Tan Sri and you are just a Datuk?

Datuk: And that means we can’t also ask the Agong to revoke Ambiga’s citizenship.

Tan Sri: Revoke citizenship for what? For obeying the Agong by cancelling the street march and by holding a rally at the stadium like how Najib asked them to?

Datuk: Somehow I think we have been had…suckered big time.

Tan Sri: Aiyah…please get out of here and leave me alone. I need to draft my resignation letter. 

Datuk: What should I do, Tan Sri?

Tan Sri: I suggest you also go draft your resignation letter. Najib will want both our heads on a silver platter after this.

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Copied from Malaysia-Today

 

At the same time please do watch this video

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I love how the dude stops laughing and goes completely silent once he realizes his girlfriend wasn't joking about having an orgasm.

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You will never notice it till the video start loading and ask you for permission to continue viewing it. Then once played I guess your facebook start spamming all your friends with the link showing the same thing on the above. Pretty much advance way to make facebook think it is a normal video.

Just another Facebook Virus link

I notice this on my news section and yes.. pretty much people get easily infected now days lol

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Look what he did after her Ex girlfriend posted on his wall

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lol What true pain both are having at this moment.?

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The link was http://ohwow37.info/ which have been removed by me on the picture and so on.

This is how Friendster reply their users

Got this from one of the user who is not happy as I am with Friendster who reformated the whole website and dedicated it for some online game thing. He emailed Friendster telling them how frustrated he is just as I am and this is what he got for a reply:

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Hello james,

Thank you for contacting Friendster Customer Support.
We're sorry that you don't like the new site. We can't please everybody and I guess that includes you. The reformat was a business decision that we had to take and we have no plans of returning back to the old format.

Regards,
Xavier
Customer Support
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Well friendster is all about making money now rather then asking what their user really want. MOL bought over friendster to use it for a MOL hub centre I guess, then again who is going to play? lol

 

Click here to read the complain

I just notice MOL bought over Friendster

Published: Thursday December 10, 2009 MYT 3:37:00 PM
Updated: Thursday December 10, 2009 MYT 4:54:24 PM

KUALA LUMPUR: MOL Global Pte Ltd, a Malaysian company, will acquire 100 per cent of social networking site, Friendster.

MOL Global is an affiliate of leading online payment solutions provider, MOL AccessPortal Bhd (MOL).

The acquisition is expected to be completed by the end of this year, MOL chief executive officer, Ganesh Kumar Bangah, said on Thursday.

He, however, declined to disclose the investment for the acquisition.

Richard Kimber, the chief executive offficer of Friendster will become the non-executive chairman, while Ganesh will be the group CEO of the combined entity.

Source: The Star News

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Also they said:

“Kimber said almost 90 million Friendsters users are Asian. Friendster, has launched a new brand, targeting Asian youth.”

They just deleted everything, recovery is impossible it is a whole difference website. Malaysian based company bought over, could be one of UMNO cronies. They just do everything they like, fuck the users, fuck the public as long it is making money for themselves they don’t care.