My house is being RAIDED!!!! Part 5 (WAR)

After long weeks of war, I have just found out my intelligent who are also the Black Army ant were actually lying to me. But due to my experience I did not follow their advise and went ahead to use the biological weapon from the same country. As a result… the red army have been fooled again, they brought back all of the weapon back to their base and left nothing at all here are some of the satellite image I took today:

 

They left nothing and cleaned up the whole war zone area which I previously fill up with all the biological weapon I got from my second base in Sinsuran. So after discussing with all my general we have reach a conclusion to use up all our reminding weapon at one go. ..

 

 

 

I believe the chances of winning this war is very high, where even the red army spy the black army has also been executed for being a traitor for giving my false information. Once the war is over, I will continue on perusing my normal life back….

My house is being RAIDED!!!! Part 4b (WAR)

I was suppose to write this report yesterday but due to unforeseen incident and some external problem beyond my capability to handle I had to postpone this report. I have already installed the biological weapon at the new war zone area.

Here are some of the image take from the satellite:

 

My intelligent have inform my that the biological weapon seems to be un effective and I may need to buy from another country. Because most of the red army are dead at the previous war zone area and which is not suppose to happen.

I may need to look out for a new biological weapon from India if it is still available..  As I will try to drag on the war for another week and if I don’t see any result. I am going to purchase another brand rather then this .. er made in china I guess brand..

By the way.. I saw this car on the way back to my office it had a bugis inside.. yes a “bugis inside”. What is a bugis?  From wikipedia:

“The Bugis are the most numerous of the three major linguistic and ethnic groups of South Sulawesi, the southwestern province of Sulawesi, Indonesia's third largest island. Although many Bugis live in the large port cities of Makassar and Parepare, the majority are farmers who grow wet rice on the lowland plains to the north and west of the town of Maros. The name Bugis is an exonym which represents an older form of the name; (To) Ugi is the endonym.”

 

Here is a picture of the car I saw:

Notice the back windows like intel inside logo at the above picture?..

Well here is a close up picture what it says:

Bugis inside lol..

My house is being RAIDED!!!! Part 4a (WAR)

After scouting for weeks at the new war zone area, I have sighted a good location where the red army base is located. Where I may be attacking the new area by tonight and hope to win the war against them by end of this week.

 

I will upload all the satellite image take by tonight.

My house is being RAIDED!!!! Part 3 (WAR)

The war has been going on for almost 5 days now and the red army seems to be loosing or they are moving based. Looking at the situation I have realize it is time to start war at the red army second base, which is located somewhere in the kitchen.  Just have a look at the war zone area 5 days ago:

Now here is the latest satellite photo:

 

 

I would say about 60% of the biological weapons used for this war is gone. Which is good news as the red army are feeding this back at their base. The new war zone area has already been completed and here are some pictures of it:

 

 

There is a entrance to this area from the front and I am sure the red army will be fooled again by this biological weapon again. I hope to win the war by end of next month he he he

My house is being RAIDED!!!! Part 2 (WAR)

This afternoon after patiently waiting.. finally i heard the voice of the person I have been searching for who will assist me on my weapon for my up coming attack against the red army. You will hear him almost everyday, everywhere, and same thing always. With the powerful voice that is strong enough to hear from a distant shouting..:

“ RACUN TIKUS!!! RACUN SEMUTT!!!!!…….RACUN TIKUS!!! RACUN SEMUTT!!!!!…….”

Where I quickly stood up and ran our of my office toward him. So I quickly negotiated the price of this powerful weapon to kill the red army:

Me: bos berapa kamu jual itu racun tikus?
Weapon Guy: Ini harga satu ringgit saja!
Me: Berapa banyak saya boleh dapat?
Weapon Guy: 3 packet!!! cukup untuk satu minggu ni!!

So I kept quiet for a while thinking how many should I buy.. but then how much do I have in my pocket? Quickly I checked both of my pocket and yes a few crumple up money. I counted and only to find two ringgit and 10 cents, thinking no more I said..

Me: Bos kasih saya DUA RINGGIT!
Weapon Guy: Boleh bos!!

So the weapon guy pull out 2 set of package where 1 package has 3 ant poison. But then I have no experience using such advance weapon, so I had to ask the guy for some basic instruction…":

Me: Bos apa macam pakai ini barang?
Weapon Guy: kau buka dan terus kasih tabur saja di tempat semut itu
Me: Ohh begitu pula, jadi berapa lama lar ni?
Weapon Guy: patut 1 minggu pun cukup sudah
Me: oo ok bos, thank you.
Weapon Guy: RACUN TIKUS!!!! RACUN SEMUT!!!!!!!…

Well he started promoting back his weapon again and left me standing there.. So this is how the stuff I bought look like:

I have no idea where is it made from, or what is it called, there are some pinyin character and english.   But none mentioning the origin or the brand. So work or not I don’t know but well this is just a starting for my war plan. I have invested RM2 into this plan so it much work!!!

So as time passed by I have created a flat space on my wall so I will not damage my whole apartment space. Using the best design available I have created this:

But as I started the war I notice there was a big problem on my war zone.. it is slowly going down due to the heavy weight of my weapon!!! So after tweaking around my brain I quickly created a good solution where I installed a support beamer just below the war zone area and now it looks much better:

 

As you can see few of the red army have died, yes they were suppose to bring back this poison to their base. I guess due to the greed of themself… they wanted some share and ate it. I guess even insects don’t follow order.. lol

My house is being RAIDED!!!!

The past few weeks my place is is being attacked by a few colonies of RED ANTS!!! I used to ignore the ant as previously there were only black ants and this small black ants don’t attack me and my family. But this new ant which recently came and raided my home does.

They explored all most every area in this apartment I live here and yes if  I drop some food you see an army of ants on the food in less then 2 minutes. They explore so much place such as my towel which is being hang, used, and well drying it up. But till my cloths all and underwear too!!!! so when I wear it.. just try imagine what happen. Yes.. they bite.. and I can feel the pain…. it is annoying because I can’t do much about this ants.

I found out which species is it.. and it is called Pharoah Ants:

“The pharaoh ant (Monomorium pharaonis) is a small (2 mm) yellow or light brown, almost transparent ant notorious for being a major indoor nuisance pest, especially in hospitals. The origin of this "tramp" ant is uncertain, although favoured alternatives include West Africa and Indonesia. The Pharaoh ant has been introduced to virtually every area of the world including Europe, the Americas, Australasia and Southeast Asia. Pharaoh ants are a tropical species but they thrive in buildings anywhere, even in temperate regions provided central heating is present.”

So since our apartment is very hot I guess it is normal for them to come over here.. Ever since the cyber cafe opened up just below us. All kind of problem has happen, ants started attacking, our water is hot now days with out a heater installed, can’t sleep sometimes because of the heat at night, and what else… I guess the floor is damage too.

My solution is to kill them all at 1 go and yes I found a few useful website. Will try to find the poison by tomorrow hehe

 

Reference:

How to Get Rid of Pharoah Ants

Kill Fire Ants

How to Get Rid of Ants Naturally