War in the office–RATS

I am going to war with the rats this time, they have been running wild lately disturbing the peace and order in our small office. They messed up my phone wire, the cables, even the carpet is not safe with them around. They have done so much damage and yes it is time to attack them back. Back then with the weapon guy help I manage to secured the bio-weapon he sold to me to defend against the black army. But he seems to be missing for few months now, with little help now I had to use what is left in our weapon inventory.

To my luck I have found one of the best factory manufactured weapon created by Fumakilla weapon industry with some leftover stock which I hope should be enough to last the war for few days.

  

 

Now to make sure the rats be killed by this weapon we be using a bait to attract them from my lunch box I made in the morning before going to work:

Bread with egg and butter, I am very sure the rats with be attracted by the smell and taste of my lunch!

Now to prepare them, I got to fuse in both bio-chemical weapon and my lunch to make it work. It is not a easy job but I got the experience to do so, plus with my food knowledge I am very sure this will work. I have created 3 war zone plate form for the rats to come and get poisoned by my weapon.

  

 

I have place 3 area in the war zone area as shown on the office layout:

All 3 area are the most likely area they will hang out after being inform by my intelligent officer who scouted the office. I have place all the plat form there and took image of all 3 location:

  
Location “Boss office” look for A in the floor plan above

 
Location “my table and pc here” look for B in the floor plan above

 
Location “Corridor” look for C in the floor plan above

 

With luck I hope to win this war and in a short time.

 

Wikipedia Rats
Rats are various medium-sized, long-tailed rodents of the superfamily Muroidea. "True rats" are members of the genus Rattus, the most important of which to humans are the black rat, Rattus rattus, and the brown rat, Rattus norvegicus. Many members of other rodent genera and families are also referred to as rats, and share many characteristics with true rats.

Rats are typically distinguished from mice by their size; rats are generally large muroid rodents, while mice are generally small muroid rodents. The muroid family is very large and complex, and the common terms rat and mouse are not taxonomically specific. Generally, when someone discovers a large muroid, its common name includes the term rat, while if it is small, the name includes the term mouse. Scientifically, the terms are not confined to members of the Rattus and Mus genera, for example, the pack rat and cotton mouse.

Resource Link:
How to Kill Rats Permanently - Many people ask me how do you kill rats?

How To Kill And Get Rid of House Mouse Mice - information on how to kill and get rid of house mouse mice

How to Get a Mouse Out of the House - wikiHow

My house is being RAIDED!!!! Part 4a (WAR)

After scouting for weeks at the new war zone area, I have sighted a good location where the red army base is located. Where I may be attacking the new area by tonight and hope to win the war against them by end of this week.

 

I will upload all the satellite image take by tonight.

My house is being RAIDED!!!! Part 3 (WAR)

The war has been going on for almost 5 days now and the red army seems to be loosing or they are moving based. Looking at the situation I have realize it is time to start war at the red army second base, which is located somewhere in the kitchen.  Just have a look at the war zone area 5 days ago:

Now here is the latest satellite photo:

 

 

I would say about 60% of the biological weapons used for this war is gone. Which is good news as the red army are feeding this back at their base. The new war zone area has already been completed and here are some pictures of it:

 

 

There is a entrance to this area from the front and I am sure the red army will be fooled again by this biological weapon again. I hope to win the war by end of next month he he he

My house is being RAIDED!!!! Part 2 (WAR)

This afternoon after patiently waiting.. finally i heard the voice of the person I have been searching for who will assist me on my weapon for my up coming attack against the red army. You will hear him almost everyday, everywhere, and same thing always. With the powerful voice that is strong enough to hear from a distant shouting..:

“ RACUN TIKUS!!! RACUN SEMUTT!!!!!…….RACUN TIKUS!!! RACUN SEMUTT!!!!!…….”

Where I quickly stood up and ran our of my office toward him. So I quickly negotiated the price of this powerful weapon to kill the red army:

Me: bos berapa kamu jual itu racun tikus?
Weapon Guy: Ini harga satu ringgit saja!
Me: Berapa banyak saya boleh dapat?
Weapon Guy: 3 packet!!! cukup untuk satu minggu ni!!

So I kept quiet for a while thinking how many should I buy.. but then how much do I have in my pocket? Quickly I checked both of my pocket and yes a few crumple up money. I counted and only to find two ringgit and 10 cents, thinking no more I said..

Me: Bos kasih saya DUA RINGGIT!
Weapon Guy: Boleh bos!!

So the weapon guy pull out 2 set of package where 1 package has 3 ant poison. But then I have no experience using such advance weapon, so I had to ask the guy for some basic instruction…":

Me: Bos apa macam pakai ini barang?
Weapon Guy: kau buka dan terus kasih tabur saja di tempat semut itu
Me: Ohh begitu pula, jadi berapa lama lar ni?
Weapon Guy: patut 1 minggu pun cukup sudah
Me: oo ok bos, thank you.
Weapon Guy: RACUN TIKUS!!!! RACUN SEMUT!!!!!!!…

Well he started promoting back his weapon again and left me standing there.. So this is how the stuff I bought look like:

I have no idea where is it made from, or what is it called, there are some pinyin character and english.   But none mentioning the origin or the brand. So work or not I don’t know but well this is just a starting for my war plan. I have invested RM2 into this plan so it much work!!!

So as time passed by I have created a flat space on my wall so I will not damage my whole apartment space. Using the best design available I have created this:

But as I started the war I notice there was a big problem on my war zone.. it is slowly going down due to the heavy weight of my weapon!!! So after tweaking around my brain I quickly created a good solution where I installed a support beamer just below the war zone area and now it looks much better:

 

As you can see few of the red army have died, yes they were suppose to bring back this poison to their base. I guess due to the greed of themself… they wanted some share and ate it. I guess even insects don’t follow order.. lol

My house is being RAIDED!!!!

The past few weeks my place is is being attacked by a few colonies of RED ANTS!!! I used to ignore the ant as previously there were only black ants and this small black ants don’t attack me and my family. But this new ant which recently came and raided my home does.

They explored all most every area in this apartment I live here and yes if  I drop some food you see an army of ants on the food in less then 2 minutes. They explore so much place such as my towel which is being hang, used, and well drying it up. But till my cloths all and underwear too!!!! so when I wear it.. just try imagine what happen. Yes.. they bite.. and I can feel the pain…. it is annoying because I can’t do much about this ants.

I found out which species is it.. and it is called Pharoah Ants:

“The pharaoh ant (Monomorium pharaonis) is a small (2 mm) yellow or light brown, almost transparent ant notorious for being a major indoor nuisance pest, especially in hospitals. The origin of this "tramp" ant is uncertain, although favoured alternatives include West Africa and Indonesia. The Pharaoh ant has been introduced to virtually every area of the world including Europe, the Americas, Australasia and Southeast Asia. Pharaoh ants are a tropical species but they thrive in buildings anywhere, even in temperate regions provided central heating is present.”

So since our apartment is very hot I guess it is normal for them to come over here.. Ever since the cyber cafe opened up just below us. All kind of problem has happen, ants started attacking, our water is hot now days with out a heater installed, can’t sleep sometimes because of the heat at night, and what else… I guess the floor is damage too.

My solution is to kill them all at 1 go and yes I found a few useful website. Will try to find the poison by tomorrow hehe

 

Reference:

How to Get Rid of Pharoah Ants

Kill Fire Ants

How to Get Rid of Ants Naturally