What is a 2012 Escape Ticket™?
A 2012 Escape Ticket™ saves your life if the world ends on December 21, 2012. In the event of total world annihilation on December 21, 2012, we offer tickets aboard the USS Ark 2012™ escape ship which ensures safe passage to a new Earth-like planet. We are the first and ONLY provider of 2012 escape tickets.
Is this fake, or do I actually get something mailed to me?
This is real. You will actually receive a ticket in the mail along with the rest of the travel package including an Intergalactic passport ID Card. Superluminal travel packages also include a 2012 Guide Book and a Superluminal Travel Card giving you VIP access to exclusive areas of the USS Ark 2012 including the Officers Lounge, 360 degree Stargazing Deck, and Zero Gravity Room.
What is your 100% money back guarantee?
If the world ends on December 21, 2012, we guarantee your survival and placement on a new Earth-like planet via first class space travel aboard the USS Ark 2012™. If you don’t survive, you get your money back. This guarantee is only good if there is an apocalypse on planet Earth.