Some old IRC story

Well I kept on loosing the site to this story so just thought of posting it on my blog… got it from another guy blog:

http://themostboringblogintheworld.wordpress.com/

Worlds worst hacker. IRC transcript
Its a bit of a long read but its sooo worth it.

The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.

quote:

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn’t kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you’re stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You’re a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead
<Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I’m frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

quote:

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don’t know
<bitchchecker> i’m 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you’re afraid
<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

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<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it’s easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom…
<Elch> i’ll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

quote:

<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch
<Elch> that’s bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

quote:

<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

quote:

<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn’t meta say anything
<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

quote:

<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

quote:

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Aaaaaaaaah hahahahahaahahahaaa!!!  Oh the endeavours of script kiddies.  Got to love em.

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Yes.. this is an old story but never did made me bored till today.

Who is this idiot Nagaraju Applasami??

I just saw The Star online news few minutes ago. Then saw this interesting article thinking “wa got another group want to say no to the coal power plant”. But only to find out minutes later that this is another group living in the jungle.

“The People's Assembly Action Committee chairman A. Nagaraju said the people in Lahad Datu had been waiting for the project because it could provide them with economic opportunities.

"In our country, we already have coal-fired plants, namely in Kapar, Selangor, which was built in 1988. Since then three more such plants were built in Peninsular, and two in Sarawak.” Read More…

 

This Nagaraju guy must be some good guy thinking for the villager needs. They need a 300w power plant which will be a good deal for them in well what way? None of the news seems have mention that… hm… well this is what The New Sabah Times reported:

“LAHAD DATU: About 1,500 residents from 11 villages in the Tungku State constituency yesterday gathered in a show of support for the proposed building of a coal-powered power plant here.

The villagers who are from Kampung Tambisan, Sungai Nipah, Sungai Merah, Simuning, Sinakut, Kampung Tanjung Labian, Lok Buani, Tanjung Batu, Sungai Bilis, Tanagian and Tagupi gathered at Dewan Tun Mustapha for two hours from 8am.” Read More…

 

1,500 residents.. this people all must have been promise to be given a job or something there or why would they insist on building a coal powered plant?

Do they know the side effect of building such structure or they just want to see one big generator being build and they get maybe free electric? Because I can’t seem to find the reason why else this group of 1,500 people claim to say they want a coal powered plan to be build even when the Department of Environment rejected it because of the side effect it would bring to Sabah. Does this group of idiots know what will happen in the next 10 years after this coal-fired plan is being build?

So who the fuck is this so called the People’s Assembly Action Committee (Jawatankuasa Bertindak Perhimpunan Rakyat) chairman Nagaraju Applasami?

Anyone has any idea? sure would like to see this idiot face how he looks like.

Now you can redeem your Kad Mesra points for PETROL!!!!

Waa damn syok you see this kind of thing, who would have thought petronas or kad mesra owner to be damn so lucky can redeem petrol and unlike bonuslink you can only redeem a umbrella for few thousand points or a cap.. Anyway the news about this new redemption thing has been around already only I just want to post about it now since I got like 4,206 points in my kad mesra. This is a lot and yes I am proud to say it took me almost 3 years to earn this much (Actually I just found back the card yesterday after it has been missing for 2 months). So here are the 2 simple steps for you to redeem your petrol:

Naa see easy kan? Just put in your card and after it seek some approval from the H.Q you are ready to refill. My car now is full tank waa damn syok while filling up suddenly it slow down when reaching around RM39 I think then it stop at RM42.06.

Wa so syok it auto detect my tank almost full cause I can hear the petrol going to nearer to the top. It must have been some new function only when you use kad mesra. Cause usually I got to press the pump slowly and hope it does not overflow out of the tank when I hear the sound getting nearer.

So I happily place back the pump and waited for the receipt and while waiting thinking like “wa so syok like this I got 4,206 points this one maybe use 42.06 points only.”…

 

How could I be to naive thinking such good think to happen.. so yes to my horror I saw the receipt…..

 

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1000 points is about rm10 if you want to redeem petrol using your mesra points. So the RM42.06 was actually my 4,206 mesra points, there goes all my point. This will be the last time I be using petronas because now I better just swipe my bonuslink as I can claim more things there.

So bye bye petronas it has been good to be your royal customer all this while.. but I want to get more points on bonuslink now. Don’t worry if there are no shell station I still try to refill at your station but maybe I just fill up rm10 or more which is enough to reach the next shell station and swipe my BonusLink card.

 

 

 

Reference:

BonusLink

Kad Mesra

New Straits Times from Malaysia Down or Delete?

For some odd reason the website was taken down and you get a message like this:

 

“The page you are looking for is temporarily unavailable.
Please try again later.”

 

A bit strange.. wonder what happen

 

Wikipedia:

The New Straits Times is an English-language newspaper published in Malaysia. It is Malaysia's oldest newspaper still in print (though not the first^[1]), having been founded as The Straits Times in 1845, and was reestablished as the "New Straits Times" in 1965. The paper served as Malaysia's only broadsheet format English language newspaper. However, following the heels of British newspapers The Times and The Independent, a tabloid version first rolled off the presses on 1 September 2004 and since 18 April 2005, the newspaper is published only in tabloid size, ending a 160-year-old tradition of broadsheet publication. The New Straits Times currently retails at RM1.20 (~36 USD cents).

The New Straits Times is printed by the New Straits Times Press, which also produced the English language afternoon newspaper, The Malay Mail, until 1 January 2008, as well as assorted Malay language newspapers, most notably the Berita Harian. The New Straits Times is part of Media Prima group of companies which is owned by the dominant political party, UMNO. This ownership has led the newspaper and its sister publications and TV channels to operate as mouth pieces for the government, ignoring tales of vast corruption, with the consequence that young Malaysians ignore or do not trust the mainstream media.

As of 1 January 2009, the Group Editor of the New Straits Times is Syed Nadzri Syed Harun, while Kamrul Idris Zulkifli is Deputy Group Editor. Executive Editors, as of 1 January 2009, Lee Ah Chai (News) and Chandra Segaran (Production) and Lim Thow Boon.

Http://www.nst.com.my

Man trapped in toilet pit for 2 day

Some how this poor dude fell down into the waste tank of the toilet (not really sure how did that happen). Well just read about it:

"The Metro, a UK newspaper, reported an unidentified man from the Wuyuan County of Inner Mongolia fell and found himself trapped in a poo-filled toilet pit for 2 whole days.While relieving himself, he apparently slipped and fell into a pit located below the toilet stall meant to collect human waste products.

The man yelled for help to little avail - no one heard him. After what must've been an eternity in smell hell, a passerby finally heard his pleas and quickly contacted the authorities.

The man had spent a full 48 hours there before he was rescued by local fire-fighters. They lowered a ladder down the pit and pulled him out." Read More...

Well afterward just like any of us human being would do, we go to the nearest lease cleanest pond around and take a dip there

That water is still way much better then being in the waste tank lol.. I guess they don't have or can't afford to install a toilet bowl as this should never happen if they had 1 of this:

Amazon Associates

Have any of you guys notice the Amazon Associates on your blogspot Monetize tap?

I removed the personal information for security purpose (Just wanted to do that hehe) Well I am just trying out and after creating an account and bla bla bla now I can get like 15% commission for any product being sold from my Blog here. It is kind of easy to do and well not that I will blog about product all the time then again if there was something good on Amazon I would post it easily. Look at this:

See from the picture you can see me a new bog panel on the right side to insert the item you wanna promote. Let me try add in one:







                                                                                    


Ok.. This is stupid.. at the edit HTML tap I do not see the script I should adjust to set it into center.










Well anyway the main point is.. er.. you can promote the product easily with just a click :D

GutterUncensored

Well I just copy and paste this from his facebook:

GutterUncensored.com Okay, we are back up at http://gutteruncensorednews.blogspot.com/ finally.

Gutter Uncensored News

gutteruncensorednews.blogspot.com

GutterUncensored down again?

Can’t access? getting this massage:

Blog has been removed

Sorry, the blog at gutteruncensorednewsb.blogspot.com has been removed. This address is not available for new blogs.

Did you expect to see your blog here? See: 'I can't find my blog on the Web, where is it?'

 

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You are not alone, I can’t access it too and same goes for everyone else in his facebook account:

GutterUncensored Facebook

Well he post a new link soon, as this is a normal thing to happen every few weeks, days or sometime months before it gets blocked.