Tuesday, February 22, 2011

War in the office–RATS

I am going to war with the rats this time, they have been running wild lately disturbing the peace and order in our small office. They messed up my phone wire, the cables, even the carpet is not safe with them around. They have done so much damage and yes it is time to attack them back. Back then with the weapon guy help I manage to secured the bio-weapon he sold to me to defend against the black army. But he seems to be missing for few months now, with little help now I had to use what is left in our weapon inventory.

To my luck I have found one of the best factory manufactured weapon created by Fumakilla weapon industry with some leftover stock which I hope should be enough to last the war for few days.

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Now to make sure the rats be killed by this weapon we be using a bait to attract them from my lunch box I made in the morning before going to work:


Bread with egg and butter, I am very sure the rats with be attracted by the smell and taste of my lunch!

Now to prepare them, I got to fuse in both bio-chemical weapon and my lunch to make it work. It is not a easy job but I got the experience to do so, plus with my food knowledge I am very sure this will work. I have created 3 war zone plate form for the rats to come and get poisoned by my weapon.

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I have place 3 area in the war zone area as shown on the office layout:


All 3 area are the most likely area they will hang out after being inform by my intelligent officer who scouted the office. I have place all the plat form there and took image of all 3 location:

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Location “Boss office” look for A in the floor plan above

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Location “my table and pc here” look for B in the floor plan above

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Location “Corridor” look for C in the floor plan above


With luck I hope to win this war and in a short time.


Wikipedia Rats
are various medium-sized, long-tailed rodents of the superfamily Muroidea. "True rats" are members of the genus Rattus, the most important of which to humans are the black rat, Rattus rattus, and the brown rat, Rattus norvegicus. Many members of other rodent genera and families are also referred to as rats, and share many characteristics with true rats.

Rats are typically distinguished from mice by their size; rats are generally large muroid rodents, while mice are generally small muroid rodents. The muroid family is very large and complex, and the common terms rat and mouse are not taxonomically specific. Generally, when someone discovers a large muroid, its common name includes the term rat, while if it is small, the name includes the term mouse. Scientifically, the terms are not confined to members of the Rattus and Mus genera, for example, the pack rat and cotton mouse.

Resource Link:
How to Kill Rats Permanently - Many people ask me how do you kill rats?

How To Kill And Get Rid of House Mouse Mice - information on how to kill and get rid of house mouse mice

How to Get a Mouse Out of the House - wikiHow

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